Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you log on to Instagram and Facebook one after the other like you're trying to make your phone explode from too much social media.

I just did Facegram and my phone is now crying.

Facegram is my morning coffee and my nightcap combined.

I did Facegram and now I'm following 500 people I don't know.

2

When you switch between Instagram and Facebook so fast you think you're in a social media rollercoaster.

I did Facegram and now I'm dizzy from all the likes.

Facegram is the reason my brain is melting.

I Facegramed and now I'm following my cousin's dog.

3

When you go from Instagram to Facebook without even blinking, like you're trying to outlast your phone's battery.

I Facegramed and now my phone is on its last breath.

I did Facegram and now I'm following my mom's ex.

Facegram is my favorite way to waste time and my life.

4

When you log on to both Instagram and Facebook so fast your phone thinks you're trying to hack it.

I Facegramed and now my phone is giving me the side eye.

I did Facegram and now I'm following my neighbor's cat.

Facegram is when your phone screams for mercy.

5

When you go from Instagram to Facebook like you're in a hurry and you don't care if your phone dies.

I Facegramed and now I'm following my brother's crush.

Facegram is when your phone is like 'you're gonna kill me.'

I did Facegram and now I'm following my grandma's favorite singer.

6

When you switch between Instagram and Facebook so much it feels like you're in a social media nightmare.

I Facegramed and now I'm following my friend's pet turtle.

Facegram is my way of saying 'I'm not done yet.'

I did Facegram and now my phone is haunted by likes.