facegoogle

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It's when you cuss and scream into Facebook to find someone like a madman looking for his lost sock.

I facegoogle'd my ex just to see if she's still posting selfies with her new guy.

My mom facegoogle'd my dad because he forgot our anniversary again.

I facegoogle'd my teacher to find out if she's still dating the gym guy.

You type like a crazy person into Facebook to track down someone like they ran away from a cop.

I facegoogle'd my crush just to see if he still looks like a nerd.

My brother facegoogle'd his crush's crush to prove he's cooler.

I facegoogle'd my crush's crush's crush because I'm that desperate.

You yell at Facebook like it owes you money to find someone you hate.

I facegoogle'd my nemesis to see if he's still annoying as hell.

My sister facegoogle'd her ex to find out if he's still single.

I facegoogle'd my crush's ex just to be a jerk.

You punch Facebook to find someone like it's a video game and you're the main character.

I facegoogle'd my crush to see if he still has that stupid haircut.

My friend facegoogle'd her crush's crush to see if they're dating.

I facegoogle'd my crush's crush's crush because I'm that obsessed.

You scream at Facebook like it's your enemy to find someone you love.

I facegoogle'd my crush to see if he's still cute.

My crush facegoogle'd me to see if I was still annoying.

I facegoogle'd my crush's crush to see if he's worth the trouble.