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The area between your eyes that looks like it was hit by a brick.
My facegooch looks like a raccoon got into my face.
I have a facegooch that could scare a ghost.
My facegooch is so big, it's got its own ZIP code.
Facegooch
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The part of your face that gets more attention than your parents.
My facegooch gets more likes than my mom's Instagram.
I could win a beauty contest with just my facegooch.
My facegooch is so pretty, it got a job.
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The middle of your face that gets the most abuse from your phone.
My facegooch is sore from all the selfies I take.
My facegooch is basically a punching bag for my phone.
I took so many selfies, my facegooch is bruised.
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The spot on your face that everyone judges.
My facegooch is the reason I failed my dating life.
My facegooch gets more hate than my ex.
Judgment starts at my facegooch.
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The center of your face that looks like it got into a fight.
My facegooch looks like it got hit by a truck.
I have a facegooch that could beat up a cop.
My facegooch is so messed up, it has a personality.
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The middle of your face that everyone stares at like it owes them money.
People stare at my facegooch like it stole their lunch.
My facegooch is so weird, it has its own fan club.
Staring at my facegooch is a full-time job.