Facegloating

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When you post fake stuff online to make your life look way better than it actually is, which is usually a disaster
I just posted a photo of my mansion, but I live in my car.
I said I got a 100% on my test, but I failed it.
I told my crush I'm rich, but I'm broke and eating ramen for dinner.
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Putting up fake posts to act like your life is awesome when it's really just a bunch of crap
I posted a picture of my vacation, but I just went to the mall.
I said I eat steak every day, but I eat expired pizza.
I told everyone I got a new car, but it's a used minivan that smells like feet.
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Making up fancy stories online to look cool when you're actually a total mess
I posted I'm a rockstar, but I can't even play the guitar.
I said I'm dating a model, but she's just my cousin who's ugly.
I told people I'm rich, but I'm broke and living in my mom's basement.
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Lying on social media to make your life look perfect when it's really just a bunch of failures
I posted I'm a CEO, but I work at McDonald's.
I said I have a new house, but it's just a tiny apartment.
I told my friends I'm famous, but no one knows who I am.
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Posting fake stuff online to look awesome when you're really just a mess
I said I'm a chef, but I can't cook even toast.
I posted I went to Paris, but I just went to the park.
I told people I'm rich, but I live in my car and eat chips for dinner.
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Putting up fake posts to look like your life is perfect when it's actually just a pile of garbage
I said I got a perfect score, but I failed the test.
I posted I'm dating a celebrity, but it's just my neighbor.
I told my friends I'm rich, but I'm broke and eating cereal for dinner.
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