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When you mess up by telling a friend something important on Facebook, then forget to say it in person and act like you never did it.
I messaged you about the party, but I still said I wasn't going when I saw you at the store.
I posted about my breakup, but I still cried in front of my ex at the mall.
I told my mom I got a job on Facebook, but I still said I was still jobless when I saw her at the grocery store.
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When you talk to your friend online, then forget to tell them the same thing in real life, and it makes you look like an idiot.
I said I was coming to the concert in a group chat, but I showed up alone.
I told my brother I was getting a tattoo on Instagram, but I still said I didn't have one when I saw him at the park.
I posted that I was going to the store, but I still said I was still at home when I saw my friend at the gas station.
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When you tell someone something on Facebook, then forget to tell them the same thing in person, and it looks like you're lying.
I told my friend I was going to the concert on Facebook, but I still said I was going to sleep when I saw her at the park.
I posted that I got a new phone, but I still said my old one was still working when I saw my cousin at the mall.
I said I was going to eat pizza on Facebook, but I still said I was going to eat salad when I saw my dad at the restaurant.
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When you tell someone something online, then forget to tell them in real life, and it makes you look like a total idiot.
I told my friend I was coming to the party on Instagram, but I still said I was going to sleep when I saw her at the store.
I said I was going to the movie on Facebook, but I still said I was going to stay home when I saw my brother at the theater.
I posted that I got a new haircut, but I still said my old one was still good when I saw my mom at the mall.
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