facegeek

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A facegeek is a person who stares at Facebook so much it turns their face into a fried egg. They live and breathe likes, comments, and random posts from people they don't even know.

I logged into Facebook at 3 AM and didn't stop until my mom called the cops.

I posted a photo of my cat and got 17 comments. I cried.

I lost my job because I kept answering Facebook messages during meetings.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facegeek is someone who spends more time on Facebook than they do in real life. They would rather fight with their ex on Facebook than talk to them in person.

I got into a 2-hour argument with my cousin over a post about pizza.

I posted a status saying 'I hate my life' and 12 people replied with 'me too.'

I woke up at 1 AM to reply to a message from a person I haven't talked to in 5 years.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facegeek is someone who thinks Facebook is their real life. They live for notifications and get sad when their post doesn't get enough likes.

I posted a photo of my breakfast and got 3 likes. I died inside.

I asked my friend for a favor and they replied with a 20-minute Facebook rant.

I got a message from my boss saying 'Please stop being a facegeek.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facegeek is someone who is so obsessed with Facebook that they would rather be yelled at by a bunch of strangers online than talk to their real friends.

I got into a fight with a stranger over a comment on my post. It was epic.

I posted a status about my day and got 10 replies from people I don't even know.

I ignored my mom for 2 hours because I was arguing with a random person on Facebook.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facegeek is someone who has more friends on Facebook than they do in real life. They would rather post a status than actually go out and do something.

I have 500 friends on Facebook and 2 in real life. It's sad.

I posted a status that said 'I'm bored' and got 20 replies.

I spent my entire weekend on Facebook and didn't leave my room.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A facegeek is someone who lives for the little things on Facebook, like likes, comments, and random posts. They would rather die than stop scrolling.

I got 1 like on my post and felt like I won the lottery.

I spent 3 hours replying to comments on my post.

I posted a photo of my dog and got 12 likes. I was so happy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago