Facegash

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A facegash is someone on Facebook you added but don’t know who talks total garbage and makes your brain hurt.

DM: 'Why did you add me? I don’t even know you!'

Post: 'This person is the worst. I can’t unsee their face.'

Status: 'I added this facegash just to make fun of them.'

A facegash is a Facebook friend who talks so much trash you want to slap them and block them at the same time.

Post: 'This facegash just posted a photo of their cat and it’s the worst.'

Status: 'I added this facegash because they asked me to.'

Comment: 'This facegash is the reason I hate Facebook.'

A facegash is someone on Facebook you added who talks like a donkey and makes your life worse.

DM: 'Why do you talk like a donkey? You’re a facegash.'

Post: 'This facegash is so loud I can hear them in the next state.'

Status: 'This facegash just sent me a message. I’m going to die.'

A facegash is a Facebook friend who talks so much nonsense you want to throw them out of your house and never see them again.

Comment: 'This facegash talks more than my mom on Sunday.'

Post: 'I added this facegash and now I regret it.'

Status: 'This facegash just posted a picture of their sandwich. It’s the worst.'

A facegash is someone you added on Facebook who talks so much trash it’s like they’re trying to ruin your whole day.

DM: 'This facegash just sent me a message. I don’t want to live anymore.'

Post: 'This facegash is the reason I hate life.'

Status: 'I added this facegash and now I have to deal with their nonsense.'