facegamer

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A fake gamer who thinks playing Farmville makes them a real player. They’re like the human version of a lazy dog who naps all day.
My old buddy Steve posted 12 times today just to say he got a new cow. I’m still waiting for the cow to get him a job.
My cousin Tina sends me 5 game invites every day. I don’t even play the game, and I feel guilty.
My mom’s Facebook feed is 90% Farmville. I can’t even see my own posts without a cow jumping in my face.
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A Facebook user who can’t shut up about their stupid game scores. They think everyone wants to hear about their stupid fish farm.
My friend Karen posted a picture of her dog playing Farmville. I’m not even mad, I’m just confused.
My ex sent me a message saying, ‘Hey, I got 1000 coins. Want to be friends again?’ I said no, and I still get game invites.
My uncle Bob posted 3 times in one day about his new pet. I didn’t even know he had a pet.
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A person who plays Facebook games and thinks they’re cool. They spam your inbox with gifts and invites, like they’re trying to convert you into a full-blown facegamer.
My neighbor posted 7 times today about his fish farm. I’m starting to think he’s trying to take over my feed.
My friend Alex sent me a ‘free gift’ and it was just a stupid hat. I didn’t even want a hat.
My mom got 5 game invites in one day. I don’t know why she’s still on Facebook.
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