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A fake gamer who thinks playing Farmville makes them a real player. They’re like the human version of a lazy dog who naps all day.
My old buddy Steve posted 12 times today just to say he got a new cow. I’m still waiting for the cow to get him a job.
My cousin Tina sends me 5 game invites every day. I don’t even play the game, and I feel guilty.
My mom’s Facebook feed is 90% Farmville. I can’t even see my own posts without a cow jumping in my face.