facefuckenomics

I made $500 today by telling my boss his hair looked like a raccoon’s butt.

I got a tip for telling my teacher her coffee was worse than my ex’s personality.

I earned a pizza by telling my mom her cooking was the reason why I still had a childhood.

I told my dad his jokes were so bad they could make a ghost cry.

I got paid to tell my principal her outfit looked like it was stolen from a landfill.

I earned a dollar for telling my brother his haircut was a crime against humanity.

I got $20 for telling my neighbor his dog was the worst dog ever.

I earned a free soda for telling my friend his lie was so bad it could make a robot sad.

I made $100 by telling my uncle his singing was louder than a fire alarm.

I got $50 for telling my teacher her grading was worse than my math skills.

I earned a burger for telling my brother his video game skills were like a toddler’s.

I made $25 for telling my mom her cooking was the reason I had a childhood.

I got $20 for telling my uncle his fashion sense was a crime against style.

I earned a soda by telling my friend his lie was the worst I had ever heard.

I made $100 for telling my teacher her coffee was the reason I had a childhood.

I got $10 for telling my neighbor his dog was the worst dog ever.

I earned a snack by telling my brother his hair looked like a raccoon’s butt.

I made $50 for telling my teacher her grading was like a toddler’s math homework.