facefuckable

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A person so hot you can’t help but check their Facebook profile and immediately want to punch their face for not being real.
I saw his Facebook pic and now I'm face-fucking him in my head.
She had a profile pic and now I'm planning a murder.
Her Facebook was so good I thought I was looking at my ex.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you grab the back of someone’s head and shove your cock in their mouth like you’re trying to kill them.
He grabbed my hair and forced his cock down my throat like I was a trash can.
She stuck her face in my cock like I was her new favorite toy.
He shoved his dick down my throat like I owed him money.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you stick your cock in someone’s mouth and jab it so hard you think they're gonna throw up.
He jabbed his cock in my mouth so hard I almost choked on his cum.
She stuck her face in his cock like it was a personal insult.
He jabbed my mouth with his cock like it was a game of chicken.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When someone’s face is literally on your cock like it’s a sandwich and you’re eating it.
He was face-fucking me like I was his lunch.
She had her face on my cock like it was the best thing ever.
He was face-fucking me like it was a job interview.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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People who waste their whole day on Facebook instead of doing real stuff or growing a brain.
He spends all day on Facebook instead of working.
She’s on Facebook like it’s her full-time job.
He’s so obsessed with Facebook he forgot to eat.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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When you go full-on face-fuck because you forgot your condom and now you’re just trying to cum in their mouth.
He forgot his condom and just face-fucked me like it was a war.
She had no condom and I face-fucked her like it was a surprise party.
He face-fucked me because he was too lazy to bring a condom.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A bad name for Facebook because it's just a bunch of loser faces and bad photos.
Facebook is just a bunch of loser faces and bad photos.
Facefuckable is the worst name for Facebook.
It’s called facefuckable because it’s full of face-fucking losers.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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