Facefront

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When you drop your junk like a hot potato and hope no one saw.

Bro just facefronted in the middle of the bus. I’m not even mad, I’m blessed.

He facefronted right in front of my mom. Classic.

I facefronted during a Zoom meeting. My boss asked if I was okay.

When your junk hits the floor so hard it makes a sound like a pizza being dropped.

He facefronted in my kitchen. I heard it from my room.

Facefronted during a karaoke night. Everyone laughed harder than I did.

I facefronted in the grocery store. The clerk looked at me like I was crazy.

When your junk goes face down like it’s making a new home.

Facefronted right in front of my crush. I wish I could die.

He facefronted at the park. A dog walked by and judged him.

I facefronted during a job interview. I got the job, but I don’t know why.

When your junk meets the floor and says hello forever.

He facefronted in the middle of a dance-off. The beat dropped.

I facefronted in my mom’s car. She didn’t say a word.

Facefronted during a family dinner. My uncle asked if I was sick.

When you drop your junk like it owes you money.

Facefronted in the middle of my yoga class. I fell out of the downward dog.

He facefronted at the gas station. The guy behind the counter blushed.

I facefronted during a presentation. I got a standing ovation.