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When you post something on Facebook that totally backfires and makes you look like an idiot because you accidentally said something you didn't mean, and it's written so it's even worse.
I said I'm going to the mall, but I actually meant I'm going to the hospital to get my teeth pulled out.
I posted 'I love my job' but my boss saw it and fired me.
I wrote 'I'm single' but my ex saw it and texted me at 2 AM.
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A Facebook mistake where you write something stupid instead of what you meant, and it's so bad it makes your friends laugh and your mom sends you a mean message.
I said I'm dating my boss, but I actually hate him and he's the reason I'm single.
I posted 'I'm rich' but my bank account is empty and my dog knows I'm lying.
I wrote 'I'm happy' but my cat just ran over my toe.
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When you write on Facebook something you didn't mean, and it's so bad it makes you want to delete your account, your friends laugh, and your mom texts you.
I said I'm going to the gym, but I actually went to the gas station to buy chips.
I posted 'I'm in love' but I'm actually in love with my dog and my dog hates me.
I wrote 'I'm fine' but I just got dumped and my cat is judging me.
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