facefraud

He logged into my account and changed my profile picture to a duck. I caught him and he said, 'I don't do Facebook, I just watch it.'

He looked up my ex's page and posted a comment on every single one of her pictures. 'Still not a Facebook person,' he said.

He found my mom's account and sent her a message saying, 'You're getting old, but you're still cute.' She didn't know who it was.

He logged into my sister's account and posted a stupid meme on her wall. 'I don't use Facebook, I just use it,' he said.

He looked up my neighbor's profile and sent him a message saying, 'You're fat, but I like you.' My neighbor didn't know who it was.

He checked my girlfriend's account and liked every single one of her selfies. She asked who it was, and he said, 'I don't do Facebook, I just like you.'

He logged into my brother's account and posted a fake status saying he was dead. My brother cried. He laughed and said, 'I don't use Facebook, I just like to mess with people.'

He checked my friend's profile and sent her a message: 'You're ugly, but you're still my friend.' She asked who it was, and he said, 'I don't use Facebook, I just like to be mean.'

He looked up my teacher's account and sent her a message saying, 'You're old, but I still like you.' She didn't know who it was.