Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so embarrassed you want to stomp your face with your foot like it’s a door.

My mom walked in on me eating cereal at 2 AM.

I tried to text my crush and sent a photo of my cat instead.

My math teacher called me 'Sir' for the first time.

2

When you’re so annoyed you’d rather kick your face than listen to what they have to say.

My brother told me the same joke three times in a row.

My dog ate my homework and then my lunch.

My teacher asked me to explain the Pythagorean theorem again.

3

When you’re so confused you wish your foot had a brain and your face had a map.

My friend told me a story about a chicken that became a wizard.

My science teacher said the sky is green on Tuesdays.

I tried to solve a problem that had six different parts.

4

When you’re so mad you want to punch your face with your foot like it’s a punchbag.

My mom told me I had to clean my room again.

My friend stole my snack and then my pencil.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I didn’t study.

5

When you’re so ashamed you’d take a foot to your face just to make it stop.

I wore my pajamas to school and no one asked why.

I tried to sing in the shower and it was a disaster.

My teacher said I was ‘not even close’ to passing.

6

When you’re so tired you’d rather kick your face than think about anything else.

I stayed up until 3 AM watching YouTube videos.

I had to do three hours of homework in one day.

I woke up at 7 AM and had to be at school by 8.