facefood

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A place where you drink coffee and your heart gets smashed like a snack
I went to facefood and my heart got smashed by a latte.
My ex works there and now my heart is dead.
I drank three coffees and my heart cried.
2
Where you get coffee and your soul gets taken by a barista
That barista took my soul and I didn’t even see it coming.
I got a coffee and now I’m a ghost.
My soul is in a to-go cup.
3
A place where your coffee is good and your life is bad
I got a good coffee and my life is still a mess.
My coffee is perfect but my life is a disaster.
Facefood is my only escape from my terrible life.
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