Facefloor

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When you smash your face into the floor like it owes you money.
My dog ran into me and I facefloored right in front of my mom.
I tripped over my own feet and facefloored like it was my job.
I got facefloored during a dance battle and nobody laughed.
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The moment you hit the floor so hard your face feels like it got a tattoo.
I facefloored during a video game and my brother laughed for 10 minutes.
I facefloored while trying to catch a falling pizza and got a slice in my face.
My friend facefloored after I yelled 'Surprise!'
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When you go face first into the floor like it’s your ex.
I facefloored during a soccer game and got a bruise the size of a donut.
I facefloored because I was too tired to stand up properly.
I facefloored while trying to eat a burrito and it was a disaster.
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