Facefit4radio

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A facefit4radio is someone whose face looks like it was dropped in a trash can and then stepped on by a donkey. They should stick to radio because no one wants to see them in person.
My cousin tried to be a morning show host. The first day, I heard him say, 'Good morning, folks!' and I nearly fainted.
My friend’s ex said he looked like a raccoon that had been hit by a car.
My dog ran out of the room when I turned on a facefit4radio podcast.
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A facefit4radio is someone who looks like they woke up in a sewer and forgot to brush their teeth. They should hide behind a mic and never come out.
I asked my uncle to be a DJ. He said, 'Sure!' Then I saw him on Zoom and I knew it was a mistake.
My neighbor’s kid tried to be a radio host. He said, 'Hey, listeners!' and it was like hearing a goat scream.
My mom texted me, 'Your cousin is on the radio. He looks like he’s about to cry.'
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A facefit4radio is someone who looks like they were born in a pizza box and never washed their face. They should stay on the radio and never let anyone see them.
My brother tried to be a radio host. He said, 'Good evening, folks!' and I thought I was going to throw up.
My friend’s dog ran out of the room when he saw a facefit4radio on TV.
I texted my dad, 'Dad, your coworker is on the radio. He looks like a monster.'
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