facefist

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Facefist is when you're so mad or dumb you punch your own face like it owes you money.

My math test was a disaster. I facefisted my face so hard I probably broke my nose.

When my dog ate my homework, I facefisted him and my face.

I saw my crush ask out my best friend. I facefisted my face into a pancake.

Facefist is like facepalm but with more rage and a lot less dignity. You’re basically yelling at your face.

My mom called me a ‘disgrace’ and I facefisted her into silence.

When I failed the driving test for the 10th time, I facefisted my steering wheel.

I got a ‘C’ on my report card. I facefisted my face so hard my eyes blinked out.

Facefist is when you’re so fed up, you punch your face like it’s the enemy.

When my friend told me he broke up with my crush, I facefisted him and my face.

I saw my little brother eat my sandwich. I facefisted him and my face.

When my teacher gave me a pop quiz, I facefisted my face into a meatball.

Facefist is when you're so annoyed, you punch your face so hard it gets a black eye.

My cat knocked over my cereal. I facefisted my cat and my face.

I got stuck in traffic for two hours. I facefisted my steering wheel and my face.

When my crush ignored me, I facefisted my face into a pancake.

Facefist is when you’re so dumb or mad, you hit your face like it’s your ex.

I spilled my coffee on my shirt. I facefisted my face into a coffee stain.

When my dog chased my cat, I facefisted my dog and my face.

I got a ‘D’ on my math test. I facefisted my face into a noodle.