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When your friends aren't real until they post about you on Facebook like it's a court case.

My friend didn't count until she posted a photo of me eating pizza at 2 a. m.

He texted me, but it didn't matter until he tagged me in a rant about his ex.

I didn't exist to my cousin until she posted a story about me crying at a movie.

When your life feels like a Facebook feed and nothing matters unless it's online.

I didn't get invited to the party until I saw the post about it.

She said she was coming over, but it didn't count until she posted a selfie with me.

My mom called me, but it wasn't real until she posted it on Facebook.

When your friends are just people who post about you and call it a friendship.

He said he was my friend, but he only posted about me when he needed something.

She called me, but it didn't count until she posted about it on Facebook.

My friend didn't even come to my birthday until he posted about it the next day.

When your life is just a series of posts and nothing happens unless it's online.

I didn't know I had a crush until I posted about it on Facebook.

He told me he was coming over, but it didn't count until he posted a story about it.

My friend didn't even know I was sad until I posted about it.

When your friends are just people who like your posts and call it a friendship.

She said she was my friend, but she only liked my posts when she needed something.

He told me he was coming to the party, but he only posted about it when he got there.

My friend didn't even know I was mad until I posted about it.

When your life is just a bunch of posts and nothing is real unless it's online.

I didn't know I had a crush until I posted about it on Facebook.

He said he was my friend, but he only posted about me when he needed something.

My friend didn't even come to my birthday until he posted about it.