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'I’ll marry you if you send me the pics,' he said. I sent him a pic of my dog. He proposed to the dog.

'He said he’d propose if I sent him my nudes. I sent him my mom’s nudes. He proposed to my mom.'

'He promised marriage for the porn. I got engaged… to a fake person.'

'If you send me your naked photos, I’ll marry you,' he said. I sent him my cat’s photo. He married the cat.

'He said he’d propose for my porn. I sent him my brother’s porn. He proposed to my brother.'

'He told me he’d marry me if I sent him my nudes. I sent him my dog’s nudes. He proposed to my dog.'

'I’ll marry you if you send me your naked selfies,' he said. I sent him my sister’s selfies. He married my sister.

'He said he’d propose for my pics. I sent him my mom’s pics. He proposed to my mom.'

'He told me he’d get engaged if I sent him my naked photos. I sent him my dog’s naked photos. He proposed to my dog.'