Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

using your face to fap while looking at Facebook pics

I saw my ex’s vacation pics and my face did the fap dance.

My face was doing the fap while I scrolled through my crush’s Facebook feed.

I fapped so hard to my aunt’s Facebook photos I got a nosebleed.

2

fapping to Facebook like it’s your job

I fapped to my old friend’s Facebook photos like it was my full-time job.

I got fired from my job because I was facefaping during lunch break.

I fapped so much to my mom’s Facebook pics I forgot to eat dinner.

3

your face doing the fap to Facebook like it’s a concert

My face was fapping to my crush’s Facebook pics like it was a concert.

I was facefaping so loud my dog started barking at the screen.

I fapped to my ex’s Facebook album so hard the neighbors called the cops.

4

looking at Facebook pics and fapping like it’s a religion

I fapped to my old flame’s Facebook pics like it was my Sunday service.

I started a cult called Facefaping and my followers are obsessed with Facebook.

I fapped to my crush’s Facebook pics every day like it was a holy ritual.

5

your face doing the fap while you scroll through Facebook like it’s a hot date

My face was fapping to my crush’s Facebook pics like it was our first date.

I fapped so hard to my ex’s Facebook album I got a facepalm from my mom.

I was facefaping while looking at my crush’s Facebook pictures like it was a romantic movie.

6

fapping to Facebook like it’s your only friend

I fapped to my ex’s Facebook pics like it was my only friend left in the world.

I started facefaping because my only friend is Facebook.

I fapped so much to my crush’s Facebook pictures I forgot I had real friends.