Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gooey mess you throw up. People use it to talk about what’s left after you puke your guts out, or if you puke multiple times and everyone’s still grossed out.

My facees were so bad, my dog ran away.

After that pizza, my facees were a full buffet.

He threw up three times, and his facees were the final course.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

2

Chatting with someone in person, not through a screen. You can’t hide your face or your dumbass attitude.

I had to facees my mom, and she called me a failure.

He tried to facees me, but I said 'I’m not talking to you, loser.'

Facees is the only way to properly insult someone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

3

Chugging shots like they’re your enemy. It’s not just drinking, it’s war.

She did shots to the face like she was in a battle.

Shots to the face! I’m not even drunk yet!

He did shots to the face and cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

4

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself, like no one else is around to help you or to judge you.

He smoked a whole blunt by himself, and it looked like he was dying.

I did a facees blunt and felt like I had a lung removed.

She smoked a blunt by herself and said, 'I’m not even high yet.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

5

Sitting on someone’s face, like you’re trying to make them suffer or you just want to be comfortable.

He sat on my face and said, 'This is the best part of my day.'

She sat on his face and he cried like it was a personal attack.

I sat on his face and told him he was a failure.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

6

Doing something totally stupid and senseless, just because you’re being an idiot and you’re doing it with your face.

He did a face to the face and screamed in my ear.

She did a face to the face and said, 'I’m not even mad.'

He did a face to the face and called me a bad friend.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

7

When you get hit with something ridiculous or weird, and people say it to make it sound extra weird or perverted.

He got facees and said, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

She got facees and said, 'I’m never doing that again.'

They got facees and said, 'That’s how we start the party.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago