Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you jerk off to someone's Facebook photos. Usually done by creepy stalkers, crazy fans, and guys who think Facebook is a dating app.

I saw her vacation pics and my hand went to work.

He stared at her profile pic for 10 minutes straight.

She posted a selfie and I had a full-blown meltdown.

2

Masturbating to someone's Facebook pics. Done by guys who think they're in a relationship with a stranger.

I watched her photo album like it was a movie.

He got hard just looking at her 2 a. m. selfie.

She posted a picture and he forgot to breathe.

3

When you rub one out to someone's Facebook pics. Usually done by people who have no life and think they’re famous.

She posted a photo and I had a full-blown orgasm.

He watched her album and got a woodie.

She posted a snap and I came in my pants.

4

Looking at someone's Facebook pics and getting a hard-on. Usually done by guys who think they’re in love with a ghost.

Her vacation photos made me cum in my pants.

He watched her album and forgot how to talk.

She posted a picture and he got a wood.

5

When you jerk off to someone’s Facebook pics. Usually done by guys who think they’re in a relationship with a stranger.

She posted a photo and I got a boner.

He watched her album like it was a movie.

She posted a snap and I came in my jeans.

6

Masturbating to someone’s Facebook pics. Usually done by people who think they’re celebrities.

Her vacation pics made me cum on my keyboard.

He watched her album and got a woodie.

She posted a selfie and I had a full-blown meltdown.