Facedumpster

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A facedumpster is someone who can't stop bugging your friend on Facebook by commenting on every single post like they're the only one who matters.
Hey look at my new shoes 馃槑
OMG that's so cool
I'm still here 馃槀
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A facedumpster is a person who comments on everything your friend posts just to feel important and make others jealous.
You went to the mall? I went to the mall too 馃槀
That was a good movie
I鈥檓 watching it right now 馃嵖
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A facedumpster is someone who comments so much on your friend's posts they might as well be married to the internet.
Why did you post that?
I love that post 馃槏
You posted this 3 minutes ago 馃が
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A facedumpster is a person who comments on everything your friend posts like they're the only one who exists.
Why did you post that picture?
That was a good post 馃槑
You posted that 5 times already 馃が
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A facedumpster is a person who can't stop commenting on your friend's posts just to feel special and make others hate them.
That's so cool 馃槑
I'm watching it right now 馃嵖
You posted that 2 minutes ago 馃が
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