faceduck

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when you slam your laptop shut like it owes you money because you see someone you're trying to forget is online and you don't want them to bother you with messages.

I saw my ex online and my laptop got a faceplant. No questions asked.

He logged on and I ran like my pants were on fire.

She came online and I turned my phone off like it was a war.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the desperate attempt to hide from someone you don't want to talk to by shutting down Facebook faster than a kid gets out of a candy store.

I closed Facebook so fast, my screen screamed at me.

She came online and I turned off my phone like it was my ex.

He logged in and I shut my laptop like it was my enemy.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you see someone you're avoiding online and you log off so fast it feels like you're escaping a burning building.

I logged off so quick, my computer gave me a side-eye.

He was online and I ran away like I was being chased by a monster.

She came back online and I shut my laptop like it was a fire alarm.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the awkward act of closing your browser so fast it looks like you’re running from the devil because you saw someone you don’t want to talk to.

I closed Facebook like the devil was behind me.

He came online and I logged off like I was being haunted.

She was online and I ran like I had a date with doom.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

when you see someone you're avoiding online and you shut your browser faster than a kid hides from a teacher during lunch.

I closed Facebook like my teacher was coming to grab me.

He logged on and I ran like I had a pop quiz.

She came online and I shut my laptop like I was avoiding a math test.

by Slangipedia 3d ago

the act of slamming your browser shut like it did something wrong because you saw someone you're trying to forget is online and you don’t want to chat.

I slammed my laptop like it had betrayed me.

He was online and I shut my browser like it was my enemy.

She came back online and I closed Facebook like it was my ex.

by Slangipedia 3d ago