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When you scroll through Facebook and catch a convo between two people who don't give a damn about you. Like being stuck in the middle of a screaming match you didn't start.

I saw my ex and her new guy arguing about the best pizza place. I didn't even order pizza.

My cousin's best friend is talking about how much they hate my uncle. I'm just there trying to like a post.

I read a message between my boss and his mistress. I was just trying to post a picture of my dog.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Adding random people on Facebook just to look important. Like you're trying to fake a life.

I added a famous actor just so my friends would think I'm cool. They didn’t even notice.

I friended my neighbor’s ex just to make it look like I had a social life. It was a disaster.

I added my teacher’s crush just to seem popular. He asked me to join a club. I didn’t know what a club was.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Posting a photo with a celebrity like you're their best friend. You’re not. You just took a selfie with them.

I posted a picture with a singer. I didn’t even know the song. I just wanted likes.

I took a photo with my crush’s favorite actor. I didn’t know who he was. I just wanted to seem cool.

I posted with a model. She didn’t know me. I just wanted to look rich.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you're doing something fast and you crash face-first into the ground. Like you’re a kid who forgot to watch where they were going.

I was biking and ran into a tree. My face went into the dirt. It was messy.

I was running and tripped over a rock. My face hit the ground like a pancake.

I was skiing and went off the slope. I flew face-first into the snow. I looked like a snowman.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Spying on people online through blogs or Facebook. You read their stuff even though it’s none of your business.

I read my friend’s post about how bad her day was. I didn’t even know she was having a bad day.

I checked my brother’s conversation with his crush. He didn’t know I was watching.

I read my mom’s comment about my dad. I was just trying to post a picture of my cat.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago