facedrop

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When you crash face-first into the ground like a sack of potatoes because you're too dumb to watch where you're going.

I face-dropped into a patch of gravel so hard I got a headache from the embarrassment.

He face-dropped into a puddle and now his shoes are soaked and his dignity is dead.

She face-dropped into a shopping cart and now she's crying and the cart is full of snacks.

When you sneak a peek at a Facebook chat between two people who don't care about you and feel like you just got publicly shamed.

I face-dropped when I saw my ex and his new girlfriend chatting about me like I wasn't there.

She face-dropped when she saw her crush and his crush talking about how annoying they both are.

He face-dropped when he read about his mom and her coworker planning a surprise party for him.

When you post a photo of yourself with a celebrity on Facebook just to make everyone else jealous and think you're cool.

I face-dropped when I posted my selfie with a famous rapper and got 10 likes and 20 comments saying I'm fake.

She face-dropped when she posted with a famous singer and her dog got more likes than her.

He face-dropped when he posted with a famous actor and his ex called him out in the comments.

When you add friends on Facebook just to look important and make others think you're connected to famous people.

I face-dropped when I added 50 strangers just to look cool and got zero messages back.

She face-dropped when she added her crush's best friend just to look popular and got blocked.

He face-dropped when he added his teacher's ex just to look smart and got called out in class.

When you read a public Facebook chat that's not about you and feel like you're being watched and judged by strangers.

I face-dropped when I read a chat between my best friend and her crush and felt like I was invisible.

She face-dropped when she read a chat about her mom's new job and felt like she was being ignored.

He face-dropped when he read a chat about his dad's new girlfriend and felt like he was the last one to know.