Facedowner

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A person whose Facebook is like a funeral for your soul. Every post is about how bad their life is.

@joe posted 'Another day. Another failure. Another reason to die.'

Sarah's update was 'My life is a never-ending misery.'

Derek's status said 'I eat sadness for breakfast.'

When a bully turns into a coward and acts like a kicked puppy. They avoid eye contact like it's a deadly disease.

Billy looked at the ground like it had a secret message only he could read.

Linda's eyes darted like a spooked chicken.

Tom tried to act cool but kept peeking at his phone like it was a lifeline.

When you go under like a soggy pizza. No chance of coming back up.

He sank like a stone in a lake. No rescue needed.

She went under and never came back. Classic.

He drowned like a fish that forgot how to swim.

Face down. Ass up. That’s how we roll on Friday. No nonsense.

Friday is face down day. No exceptions.

He hit the ground like it was his best friend.

We all lay there like we were dead. But it was Friday.