facedown friday

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face down like a dead fish, ass up like a rocket, that's how we roll on friday

I woke up on friday face down in a pool of my own regret

My dog does facedown friday every weekend like it's his job

I told my boss I was taking facedown friday off and he said I was fired

friday means face down, ass up, and no one gives a damn

My mom called me on friday and I was face down in a pizza box

I took facedown friday so hard, my neighbor called the cops

My friend did facedown friday and got a ticket for being too loud

face down, ass up, that's the friday way, and it's the best way

I did facedown friday and my cat joined me

My brother tried facedown friday and fell off the couch

I took facedown friday and my boss said I was a legend