Facedouche

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A facedouche is a person who posts stupid, annoying, or braggy stuff on Facebook. They think they're cool, but they're just a bag of hot air.
"I just woke up and I'm feeling amazing!", like it's a big deal.
"I'm eating a bagel... it's a miracle.", no one asked.
"I'm taking a dump... and it's epic.", you're not even famous.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facedouche is someone who can't shut up on Facebook. They comment on every post, poke everyone, and post photos of you when you're not looking.
Commenting on every post: "This is the best post ever!", even if it's about a bagel.
Poking 20 friends at once just because.
Posting a photo of you eating pizza at 3 AM.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A facedouche is a person who uses Facebook like it's their job. They post nonsense, talk about things no one cares about, and think they're the king of the internet.
"Sara is waiting...", for what? No one knows.
"I just had a deep conversation with my toaster.", it’s not even funny.
"I’m busy. I’m important.", you’re not.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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