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A Facebook friend who talks too much about their own life and updates their status more than a toilet flushes.

'Just ate a sandwich. Life is good.', 2 minutes later: 'Just finished the sandwich. Life is still good.'

'Going to the store.', 30 minutes later: 'Back from the store. Life is good again.'

'Thinking about my life.', 2 hours later: 'Still thinking about my life.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

That friend who lives on Facebook like it’s their second home and updates their status more than a chatty kid at lunch.

'Just woke up.', 10 minutes later: 'Still awake. Life is happening.'

'Drinking coffee.', 15 minutes later: 'Still drinking coffee. Life is good.'

'Feeling alive.', 1 hour later: 'Still feeling alive. Still on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A Facebook friend who updates their status more than a kid updates their game score and acts like their whole life is on the internet.

'Just got out of bed.', 5 minutes later: 'Still in the house. Life is going.'

'Eating breakfast.', 20 minutes later: 'Still eating. Still living.'

'Thinking about my day.', 1 hour later: 'Still thinking. Still on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A Facebook friend who’s more obsessed with their status updates than they are with their actual life and updates it more than a parrot updates its beak.

'Just had breakfast.', 10 minutes later: 'Still alive. Still on Facebook.'

'Going for a walk.', 25 minutes later: 'Back from the walk. Life is still good.'

'Feeling bored.', 1 hour later: 'Still bored. Still updating.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A Facebook friend who updates their status more than a teacher updates the board and acts like their whole life is a status update.

'Just woke up.', 15 minutes later: 'Still awake. Still on Facebook.'

'Drinking water.', 20 minutes later: 'Still drinking. Still living.'

'Thinking about my life.', 1 hour later: 'Still thinking. Still on Facebook.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago