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A facedooker is someone who shoves half-cooked poop posts onto Facebook like it's their job. They post stuff so lame it makes your brain hurt.
I woke up today
Got 2 extra hours of sleep
My mom said I was cute
facedooker
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Facedooking is when you take a massive dook while scrolling through Facebook, and you don’t even care if you get caught.
Just ate a whole pizza
Stuck in traffic for 4 hours
My dog cried on my face
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A facedooker is someone who posts nonsense on Facebook just to make people annoyed and confused.
Had a great day
Kinda hungover
My cat stole my breakfast
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Facedooking is when you sit there and post stuff so weak it feels like you're begging for attention.
I exist
I breathe
I survived the day