Facedook

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When you sit on the toilet and post on Facebook at the same time like you’re trying to be important and nobody cares.

#BathroomStatusOfTheDay

Just finished my 3rd cup of coffee and still not ready for work

My dog just stared at me like I was a piece of crap

Posting little bits of poop on Facebook like you're updating the world on your daily business instead of just doing your job.

Started my day with a 7-Eleven run and 2 tacos

My cat is judging me

This is not a cry for help, it’s a status update