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You’re chatting with a friend on Facebook like it’s a warzone, and out of nowhere they log off like they were never there, leaving you hanging like a idiot waiting for a notification that never comes.
You: 'I’m gonna beat you at this game.' Them: 'Bye.'
You: 'I’m going to post about your dumbest mistake.' Them: 'Log off.'
You: 'I’m gonna make you look like a fool.' Them: 'Logged out.'