FaceDitch

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You’re chatting with a friend on Facebook like it’s a warzone, and out of nowhere they log off like they were never there, leaving you hanging like a idiot waiting for a notification that never comes.
You: 'I’m gonna beat you at this game.' Them: 'Bye.'
You: 'I’m going to post about your dumbest mistake.' Them: 'Log off.'
You: 'I’m gonna make you look like a fool.' Them: 'Logged out.'
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You comment on someone’s Facebook status like you’re the king of the world, and then you vanish like you were never there, leaving everyone confused and annoyed.
You comment: 'This is the worst post ever.' Then you disappear.
You comment: 'I’m gonna beat you at this game.' Then you log out.
You comment: 'You’re gonna regret this.' Then you vanish.
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