facedicking

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Getting woken up by a random dick slamming into your face like you're a breakfast cereal.

My alarm clock was my cousin's face and he was face-dicking me at 7 AM.

I woke up to my dog's face and my dog's dick. It was like a horror movie.

My roommate face-dicked me because he had a nightmare about tacos.

Your face is so close to your dick it might as well be a kiss from the devil.

I face-dicked myself while trying to look cool in the mirror.

I was face-dicking in the shower and forgot I was wearing socks.

I face-dicked my dog and now he won't stop licking my face.

You tried to hit your face on the desk like a madman, but you hit your dick instead.

I face-dicked myself while trying to look like a genius.

I face-dicked during a math test and got a zero.

I face-dicked my friend and he cried like a baby.

Someone is so obsessed with another person's dick on Facebook it's like they're dating it.

My mom face-dicked my dad on Facebook because he liked a pizza post.

I face-dicked my teacher because she liked my dog's face picture.

My friend face-dicked his ex because she liked a random cat video.

The worst person or thing you've ever seen, and you're stuck with them forever.

My math teacher is the face-dick of my life. He's like a broken calculator.

My brother is the face-dick of my childhood. He stole my snacks.

My face-dick is my cat. He eats my face like it's a taco.