facedick

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When your face crashes into your dick like it's the end of the world.

My face just hit my dick so hard I think I broke my nose.

I woke up and my face was on my dick like it was a normal morning.

I tried to do a facepalm and ended up doing a facedick instead.

When someone on Facebook is literally licking another person’s dick on their Facebook profile.

This guy posted a video of him eating another guy’s face like it was a snack.

My cousin’s Facebook is just one big facedick party.

I saw a post of someone’s face on someone else’s dick and I lost it.

The worst thing you know that makes you want to scream and throw things.

My math teacher is the worst facedick I know. I think she’s trying to kill me.

My little brother is the facedick of all facedicks. He’s annoying 24/7.

That kid in my class is the worst facedick ever. He’s like a nightmare.

When you try to hit your face on a desk and end up hitting your dick instead.

I tried to facepalm and ended up face-dicking myself like a total idiot.

I fell off my chair and face-dicked myself in front of everyone.

I tried to facepalm and got face-dicked instead. Classic me.

When you wake up and someone’s face is on your dick like it’s a morning ritual.

I woke up and my best friend’s face was on my dick. It was glorious chaos.

I got tea-bagged by my ex and it was the worst facedick ever.

My dog face-dicked me in the morning and I cried.