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A person who’s so obsessed with Facebook games, they’d rather die than stop playing them. They’re so hooked, they throw up from staring at their phone too long.
I played FarmVille for six hours and puked on my keyboard.
She’s been playing Candy Crush so much, her eyes are going blind.
He got so lost in Wordscapes, he forgot his own birthday.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you light up a whole blunt by yourself and smoke it until you’re high and delusional.
I smoked the whole blunt and thought I was a superhero.
He finished the blunt and started talking to the ceiling.
She smoked the blunt and cried about her ex.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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The face you pull when you bite into something so sour it tastes like the inside of a lemon and your soul.
I took a bite of that candy and made a face like I saw a ghost.
He ate that sour patch and looked like he was about to cry.
She tried the lime and made a face like she was being tortured.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When someone signs off Facebook in the middle of a fight to be dramatic and make you feel like they’re done with you forever.
She logged off in the middle of our fight and left me hanging.
He signed off during the argument and said, 'You’re not worth it.'
They left mid-chat and I was like, 'You’re dead to me.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you ejaculate on someone’s face and they’re either thrilled or horrified, depending on the situation.
He sprayed me in the face and I was like, 'What the hell?'
She got hit with it and laughed like it was the best thing ever.
He ejaculated on my face and I ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you use Facebook as an excuse to flirt with someone, even if you’re lying about everything.
He messaged me on Facebook and said he was single, but he’s got a girlfriend.
She added me just to flirt and said she was a teacher, but she’s a barista.
He pretended to be a student but he’s 30 and works at a coffee shop.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you go from reading a real book to scrolling through your phone like it’s the end of the world.
I read a book for a month and then switched to my phone and forgot how to think.
She used to read books, now she reads Facebook stories like it’s a hobby.
He went from reading a novel to scrolling for hours and now can’t remember his own name.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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