faced-out

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You’re faced-out when you’re so wasted from drinking or doing drugs that you’re basically a pile of crap on the floor. Your brain’s gone. Your body’s gone. You’re just a mess.
I drank 12 beers and did a line of meth. I’m faced-out. I don’t even know my own name.
She faced-out at the party and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.
He faced-out after doing three hits of acid and started drawing on the walls with his own hair.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced-out is when you like someone’s Facebook post just to annoy them, wait for them to notice, and then unlike it so they look like a fool.
I liked his post about his dog and then unlike it. He was like, 'What? Why?''
She faced-out my post about my new haircut. I still haven’t forgiven her.
He faced-out my mom’s status about her new boyfriend. Now he’s on my mom’s hate list.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you’re faced-out, you’re so messed up you could be dead and no one would know the difference.
He faced-out and passed out on the couch. His dog slept on him like he was a pillow.
She faced-out and started talking to the vacuum cleaner like it was her best friend.
He faced-out so hard he forgot how to breathe. His mom had to call 911.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced-out is when you stare at Facebook so long you go blank like a zombie who just got shot in the head.
I was faced-out for 12 hours straight. I didn’t even notice my dog had eaten my homework.
She faced-out during the entire class and drew a cat on her face with marker.
He faced-out so much he started talking to the comments like they were his friends.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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You’re faced-out when you spend so much time on Facebook you’re more online than you are in real life.
I was faced-out for a week. I didn’t even know my own name anymore.
She faced-out for so long she started following her own posts.
He faced-out and started posting on Facebook while he was still in the shower.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced-out means you used so much of something that your face looked like it was painted with it.
He faced-out on meth. His face looked like it had been dipped in glitter and glitter was bad.
She faced-out on cocaine. Her eyes were like neon lights and she was screaming at the ceiling.
They faced-out on weed and started talking to the plants like they were their best friends.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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When you yell, 'Get your face out my face,' you're telling someone to back off or else you're going to punch them in the face.
He yelled, 'Get your face out my face!' and punched me in the gut. I was like, 'That wasn’t fair.'
She said, 'Get your face out my face!' and started dancing like she was in a fight club.
He yelled, 'Get your face out my face!' and then fell over because he was too wasted.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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