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Faced of time is when you're too lazy to actually talk to someone, so you just text, email, or scream at them through a phone. It's like having a conversation with a ghost.
I spent two hours texting her instead of just calling her. What was I thinking?
He sent me 17 messages about his day, but never showed up to my party.
She texted me 20 times before I finally answered. I was busy being lazy.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is when you actually talk to someone in real life instead of hiding behind a screen like a coward.
I finally met my client in person. He wasn't a robot. I was surprised.
She came into the office and said hi. I almost cried from happiness.
He didn't text me. He just showed up. I was confused.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is when a woman sits on your face like it's her job. It's also called yodeling in the valley, tongue fucking, and muff diving.
She sat on my face for 10 minutes. I was a little sore.
He was so busy yodeling in the valley, he forgot to eat dinner.
She did a muff dive so hard, I thought I was going to die.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is when you're actually with someone instead of being a hermit on the internet. People are getting too weird with all these apps.
I saw my friend in person. It was like magic.
She didn't text me. She just showed up. I was confused.
He stopped using Facebook. Now he talks to me in real life.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is when a guy shows his face everywhere, like he's trying to be famous. He's hoping some girl will remember him later.
He showed up at the mall, just to be seen.
He was at every party like he was a celebrity.
He walked into the restaurant just to wave at me.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is how long your woman sits on your face during sex. It's also used for guys and guys, or girls and girls.
She sat on my face for 20 minutes. I was a little dizzy.
He did a muff dive so hard, I almost fell over.
They were yodeling in the valley for an hour. I was tired.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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Faced of time is when you stay at the office late just to look important. You're not working. You're just trying to impress people.
I stayed late at work to look busy. I was just pretending.
He stayed until 10 PM just to seem important.
She was at the office until midnight. She was just showing off.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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