FACED DEM

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when you take a beating so hard your face looks like a smashed potato and you’re too embarrassed to talk to your mom
My cousin got faced dem by a guy who looked like he just walked out of a wrestling ring.
I faced dem so bad I cried and my brother laughed at me.
At the party, the DJ faced dem and everyone clapped like it was the best beat drop ever.
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when someone hits you so hard your face feels like it got run over by a truck and you’re not even mad, you’re just shocked
My dog faced dem and I still haven’t forgiven him.
At the gym, the guy next to me faced dem and the weights fell over.
My little sister faced dem and now she’s got a nosebleed and a smile.
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when you get hit so hard your face turns into a pancake and you swear you can feel your brain trying to escape
My teacher faced dem and now the whole class is laughing at me.
At the bus stop, some guy faced dem and I had to walk all the way home.
I faced dem and my friend took a photo and posted it on Instagram.
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when you’re hit so hard your face looks like it got kicked by a donkey and you’re just trying to survive the embarrassment
My neighbor faced dem and now he’s got a black eye and a bruise on his chin.
At the mall, some kid faced dem and I had to step in and help him.
I faced dem and my face looks like a raccoon got into my face.
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when someone hits you so hard your face turns into a tomato and you’re just hoping your mom doesn’t see you
My brother faced dem and now he’s got a red face and a broken nose.
At the park, some guy faced dem and I had to hide behind a tree.
I faced dem and my mom asked why I looked like I got into a fight with a tomato.
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