Faced-book

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When you’re on Facebook after chugging beer and you send dumb or embarrassing messages to your friends. It’s like drunk dialing, but worse because everyone sees it.

I just texted my ex: 'Still hot, still single, still mad at you.'

My cousin posted: 'I am the king of the world.'

I left a comment on my teacher’s wall: 'You’re the worst.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A sexual act where a guy sticks a piece of porn on a girl’s face and tries to shoot his stuff into it. It’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s the worst.

He tried to do a face-book with a comic book. It didn’t work.

She had a pizza box on her face. He didn’t care.

He used a magazine. She used a mop.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you hit your face with a book because something you’re reading is so stupid or bad. It’s like facepalm, but with more books and more rage.

I face-booked when I read: 'This is the best day ever.'

He face-booked after his mom texted him: 'I love you.'

She face-booked when she saw her ex’s status: 'Still single, still sad.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A gay app where college girls pretend to be gay and college guys look for hot freshmen to slam. It’s the worst. Dapps.

My friend made a profile named 'The Gay Queen.'

He matched with a girl named 'Hot Freshman 2025.'

She made a profile named 'Bro.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you see a Facebook friend you hate and you instantly log off before they know you’re online. It’s like hiding from a monster.

I face-booked my old flame when she popped up.

I face-booked my boss when he sent me a message.

I face-booked my ex when he said 'Hi.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When someone calls you out for your stupid status or lie on Facebook. It’s like getting publicly shamed.

My friend called me out for my status: 'I am the best person ever.'

He called me out for saying I was rich.

She called me out for my lie: 'I’m in love with my teacher.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago