Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so wasted they might as well be dead. Like they’re not just drunk, they’re drunk and dying.

My cousin was faced after drinking 12 beers and a whole bottle of wine.

I saw my neighbor faced at the store, trying to pay with a $20 bill and a chicken.

He was faced at the party, and he tried to dance like he was at a concert.

2

You're so high on ecstasy you're seeing things and maybe even talking to them.

She was faced at the club, talking to a random DJ like he was her ex.

He was faced on the bus, thinking the windows were portals to another world.

They were faced at the park, dancing to a song that didn’t even play.

3

Getting served like you're the main dish at a restaurant. You're insulted and ready to fight.

He got faced at the bar and challenged the guy to a fight.

She was faced at the gym and told she was too weak to lift.

They got faced at the school and were told to shut up.

4

You're seeing colors, shapes, and maybe even dragons. You're lost in a trippy world.

He was faced on the bus and saw giant dragons flying above the street.

She was faced in her room, seeing purple monkeys and pink clouds.

They were faced at the park, thinking the trees were talking to them.

5

You're so drunk you might fall over or try to talk to a wall.

He was faced at the bar and tried to talk to the bartender's shadow.

She was faced at the party and spilled her drink on the DJ.

They were faced on the street and tried to kiss a streetlight.

6

You're so drunk it's like you're not even human anymore.

He was faced at the restaurant and tried to eat with his feet.

She was faced at the mall and thought the escalator was a portal.

They were faced at the party and tried to dance with a chair.

7

You're so drunk you can barely stand, and you might even think you're a superhero.

He was faced at the park and tried to fly like a superhero.

She was faced at the bar and thought she could lift the ceiling.

They were faced at the school and tried to run through the wall.