facecunt

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A facecunt is a mouth that’s so big, it could swallow a whole pizza and still have room for more.
"Your facecunt is bigger than my face!", Jake, after a whole pizza was eaten by his girlfriend.
"I could eat through your facecunt.", Tim, after seeing his girlfriend eat a whole pizza.
"That facecunt is a beast.", Sarah, after watching her boyfriend eat a whole pizza.
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A facecunt is a mouth that loves to suck cum like it’s going out of style.
"Your facecunt is the best I’ve ever seen.", Dave, after getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
"That facecunt is a cum vacuum.", Mark, after getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
"I could die from that facecunt.", Sam, after getting a blowjob from his girlfriend.
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A facecunt is a mouth that’s always talking trash about someone on Facebook.
"Your facecunt is spittin’ trash on my Facebook.", Lisa, after seeing a comment on her wall.
"That facecunt is talking shit about me on Facebook.", Joe, after seeing a comment on his wall.
"Your facecunt is the worst Facebook user ever.", Amy, after seeing a comment on her wall.
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A facecunt is a woman’s mouth that loves to get face-fucked like it’s a holiday.
"Your facecunt loves getting face-fucked like it’s a holiday.", Alex, after seeing his girlfriend get face-fucked.
"That facecunt is the best at face-fucking.", Ben, after seeing his girlfriend get face-fucked.
"Your facecunt is the reason I’m getting face-fucked.", Charlie, after seeing his girlfriend get face-fucked.
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