Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you yell at the internet through Facebook because your life is a disaster and no one wants to hear about it

My ex got a new dog and it's judgmental. I'm posting 9 times a day.

I failed math. Again. I'm crying into my pizza.

My cat ate my homework. I'm sad.

2

Posting about your problems on Facebook like it's a public confessional and everyone is judging you

My boss yelled at me. I'm posting 14 times a day.

I spilled coffee on my laptop. My life is over.

I got a B. I'm dying.

3

The worst kind of whining where you use Facebook like it's your therapist and you don't care how much you annoy people

I'm single. Again. I'm posting 10 times a day.

My dog died. I'm crying into my cereal.

I'm broke. I'm sad.

4

When you use Facebook like it's a diary and you write about your problems like everyone is your best friend and they should care

My hair is bad today. I'm posting 8 times a day.

I got grounded. I'm crying in my room.

My crush ignored me. I'm heartbroken.

5

When you're so sad about your life that you post about it on Facebook like it's a public execution and everyone should watch

My life is a mess. I'm posting 12 times a day.

I got dumped. I'm crying in my pajamas.

I flunked the test. I'm dead.