facecrush

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When you see a person's face on the internet and suddenly you want to punch them and kiss them at the same time.
I saw her profile pic and now I'm crying in the shower.
He posted a selfie and I texted him 'I want to marry you or kill you.'
She smiled in a group chat and I immediately blocked my ex.
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A love-hate feeling for someone you barely know because they look good online.
She has 100 followers and I have 2. I still love her.
He messaged me and I replied with a middle finger and a heart emoji.
I liked her post. Then I saw her ex. Now I'm confused.
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When you get a facecrush so hard you start ignoring your friends just to text that person.
I skipped lunch to reply to her DMs.
I blocked my best friend because she was talking to him.
I stared at his profile for 3 hours and still didn't reply.
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A crush that hits you so fast it feels like you got hit in the face with a pie.
I saw his picture and immediately texted him 'Hello handsome.'
She posted a video and I now think she's the best thing since pizza.
He sent me a message and I replied with 'Are you single?'
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When someone's face online is so good it makes you forget your own face and your own life.
I forgot to do my homework because I was looking at her pictures.
He looked so good I texted him 'Can I be your dog?'
She smiled and I forgot my name and my password.
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