facecrack

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A face full of cracks from scrolling too much on that Facebook mess

I logged on for five minutes and now it's 2 a. m. and I'm still looking at my ex's vacation pics

My mom signed up for Facebook and now she's arguing with my uncle over a comment on a photo from 2003

I tried to leave Facebook and it sent me a notification. I'm back.

That Facebook thing that turns your brain into mush and makes you check it like it's your ex

I had a date last night and I checked Facebook 17 times. My date left.

My dad started a Facebook group for his golf club and now he's arguing with strangers online.

I had a dream about Facebook. It was a nightmare.

A face full of pain from being too deep in that Facebook hole

I got a Facebook message from my third cousin who I haven't seen since 2001 and now I'm crying in my cereal

I had 100 notifications and I ignored them all. Now I feel like a failure.

I posted a status and now I'm waiting for someone to like it. It's been 12 hours.