Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

How many people still think you're cool even after you ignored them.

My facecount is 12. Only my mom and my dog know I'm a fraud.

I have 500 facecount. They all think I'm a king. I'm just a guy who forgot to delete old friends.

My facecount is 7. I'm not proud. I'm just sad.

2

The amount of people who still follow you even after you blocked them.

My facecount is 20. I blocked 10 of them. They still follow me. I'm haunted.

I have 100 facecount. Half of them are exes. They don't know I'm still mad.

My facecount is 3. I'm not lazy. I'm just selective.

3

The number of people who still believe you're not a complete disaster.

My facecount is 15. I'm not a disaster. I'm just a work in progress.

I have 200 facecount. They all think I'm a legend. I'm just a guy who forgot to unfollow 180 people.

My facecount is 5. I'm not a failure. I'm just a guy who knows who's worth keeping.

4

How many people still think you're worth their time.

My facecount is 20. They all think I'm worth it. I'm just lying to myself.

I have 150 facecount. They all think I'm funny. I'm just good at pretending.

My facecount is 8. I'm not lazy. I'm just picky.

5

The number of people who still think you're not a total mess.

My facecount is 10. They all think I'm not a mess. I'm just lying.

I have 200 facecount. Half of them are fake. I'm a mess. I know.

My facecount is 5. I'm not a mess. I'm just selective.

6

How many people still think you're not a complete waste of time.

My facecount is 15. They all think I'm not a waste. I'm just a liar.

I have 100 facecount. They all think I'm a legend. I'm just a guy who forgot to unfollow 95 of them.

My facecount is 7. I'm not lazy. I'm just picky.