facecotter

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A person who quits Facebook like it’s their ex and never looks back.

"I’m out of here. Facebook is just a reminder of my failures.", @facecotter123

"I deleted Facebook. Now I can pretend I’m rich.", @brokebutproud

"My ex is on Facebook. I’m not. I win.", @facecotter456

Someone who takes a digital vacation from Facebook and never comes back.

"Facebook is like a toxic relationship. I’m taking a break.", @facecotter789

"I left Facebook. Now I have more time to eat chips.", @chips4life

"No more Facebook. No more drama. No more likes.", @facecotter001

A person who hates Facebook so much they might start a cult about it.

"I’m starting a cult. It’s called the Facecotter Church.", @cultleader101

"Facebook is evil. I’m not going to log in again.", @facecotter222

"If Facebook comes for me, I’ll come for it.", @facecotter333