Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting hit in the face with a champagne cork like it's your ex's final goodbye.

My cousin facecorked me at the party and I still have a black eye.

She facecorked him during the toast and he spilled his wine.

He facecorked me so hard I got a nosebleed and a bruise.

2

Going from looking like a goddess to a mess in half a second because of a cork.

I was all made up for the dinner, then I got facecorked and looked like a raccoon.

She was glowing until she got facecorked and now she looks like a mad scientist.

He got facecorked and his eyeliner ran like a river.

3

A champagne cork aimed directly at your eye like it's your nemesis.

He facecorked me in the eye and I saw stars.

She facecorked her brother and he cried like a baby.

They facecorked the mayor and he had to leave the event.

4

Getting a cork up your nose so fast it feels like you're being faceraped by a champagne bottle.

I got facecorked and it felt like a champagne bottle was trying to kiss me.

He got facecorked and his nose was red for a week.

She got facecorked and her friend laughed so hard she fell over.

5

One eye swollen and red like you’ve been staring at a cork for too long.

After getting facecorked, my eye looked like it was on fire.

He got facecorked and now he has one eye like a raccoon.

She got facecorked and now she looks like a monster from a horror movie.

6

You, a cork, and a bottle of champagne doing some wild s and m.

It was like a facecorking party with me, a cork, and a bottle of champagne.

He and the cork were doing s and m and I was the victim.

She had a cork and a bottle of champagne and it was like a love story gone wrong.