facecook

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When you post stuff on Facebook while burning your dinner and making a mess, like a total disaster.

I posted a photo of my burnt toast and wrote 'life is pain' while my dog ate my homework.

I FaceTimed my mom while cooking and spilled soup all over my shirt.

I tried to post a status but dropped my phone in the sink.

A person who is a total loser online, posting stupid stuff and commenting on girls they've never seen, even if they're actually cool in real life.

He commented 'You're ugly' on a girl's photo who was in his class and had a crush on him.

She posted 'I'm sad' 20 times in a row and cried in the comments.

He posted a status about his goldfish and called it 'the best pet ever'.

That person who makes everyone cringe with their dumb posts and comments, even if they're okay in real life.

He wrote 'I eat pizza for breakfast' and added 10 emojis.

She commented 'I love you' on a random guy's photo and he blocked her.

He posted a selfie with a cat and called it 'the best day ever'.